All Hallows Eve Singles and Spouses Spooktacular

Posted by Patty Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:47:00 GMT

You know who you are. You’re the one who turns the porch light out on Halloween. Or maybe not, but you’ve wondered if you could get away with it. Well this year, you have a great excuse. You’re going to be at Passion, hanging out in your own comfortable clothes, or maybe somebody else’s, pretending to be dead, or very scarily alive. You’ll get to look your worst and act like a kid and everybody is going to wonder who you really are.

So come on down. There will be a basket of treats at the door but instead of some fattening candy, maybe you’ll get a patch kit, or a chain pin, or a tube, or not-yet bloody bandaids, or who knows what kinda trick the shop boys might play with you. Click below for details and to RSVP.

Bring your spouse, or your neighbor, or that girl in the cube down the way. Or come alone. Nobody needs to know who you really are. We don’t even need to know you. Your secret can stay cloaked in the darkness of the Passion closet.

The lounge will be stocked with a special array of comfort foods and lubricating beverages, and the shop will be getting a special lighting treatment. Face paint will be available for those needing a quick disguise.

So come on down and be your worst nightmare with us. Please RSVP using the evite below. You’ve been invited using the email address where you get our weekly shop spam.